Fucking shit that my friends don’t even like me


1 week ago // 0 notes

my biggest problem is I’m addicted to carbs and in love with leonardo dicaprio


2 months ago // 1 note
  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

2 months ago // 600,619 notes
4amtattoos:

kimcapulong:

Has Leonardi DiCaprio been beautiful his entitle life or what.


Yes

Forever feeling like I have 0 friends


3 months ago // 1 note
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

pinklikeme:

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

shush your bosoms

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3 months ago // 400,583 notes
things that are going to be 10 years old in 2014

ruinedchildhood:

bringmeknitting:

taco-bell-rey:

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*whispers* no

this is all from a decade ago. i feel old

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3 months ago // 209,302 notes
brigwife:

This will never not be funny

Come On Eileen // Dexy’s MIdnight Runners

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3 months ago // 3,650 notes